Culinary School quote: “I love, love, love making people happy with food.”

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Culinary School quote #20: “Bakers, they hang out, the vanilla fumes get everywhere, and they dance around. It’s very Midsummer’s Night Dream.”

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Culinary School quote: “I used to work in this restaurant and Robert Redford would come in and you knew it was Robert Redford because he looked exactly like Robert Redford but he was only two feet tall.”

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Culinary School quote #52: “A lot of Americans are baffled by the concept of flavor in food.”

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Culinary School quote: “Chef, I don’t really understand this chicken and rooster thing. How does a rooster fertilize an egg?”

“They have chicken sex.”

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Culinary School quote: “A typical adult visits a fast food restaurant three times a week.”

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