Culinary School quote #10: “Get the pan hot. You want to hear it when you sear it.”

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Culinary School quote #35: “Parasites depend on a host to survive, like my last boyfriend.”

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Culinary School quote: “You asshole.”

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Culinary School quote: “I have seen the light and I am going to eat meat.”

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Culinary School quote: “To figure out the taste of something, put it in your mouth and breathe out your nose. That’s how you really get the flavor.”

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Culinary School quote #102: “Cooking. It’s all about heat control.”

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